damn the united states postal service
Whatever the bloody hell happened to the motto that went something like "Through rain, snow sleet or hail" they're supposed to get the damned mail delivered. So here we are. No sign of sleet, snow, nor impending rain. Perfect days, no traffic, just regular. Two days later and still not a single piece of junk in the mail. Highly impossible! I've not seen a day since I've moved to the United States when our mailbox was empty. I highly, highly doubt we've not had mail for two days!
Somewhere out there is some incompetent idiot whom I've been told is "new" on our route (yes I filed a complaint, three times today, trying to get to the bottom of this stupidity and nobody anywhere can tell me why we happen to have the stupid one delivering our mail).
Reason why I'm fuming is because we're expecting two different checks in the mail. We needed it yesterday and they would have arrived it if hadn't been for the idiot who didn't deliver our mail. But of course we still haven't gotten it. This isn't the only beef I have with the USPS. Last time, my sister put in for a change of address when she moved to Reno. Not only did they forward her mail to her new Reno address, they decided to forward mine as well even if PAULINE looks nothing like LAUSANNE when written down on paper. I had bills that went missing for three weeks as they criss-crossed back and forth between Las Vegas and Reno, and I had the dastardly job calling up credit companies explaining to them how the government's postal service are all a bunch of illiterate yoohoos, and really, it wasn't my fault my payments were late. They also often deliver mail that belongs to some guy two streets down from us, or our packages have ended up at some person's house around the block. Lucky for us, they were nice enough to hand deliver it to our door.
How does the post office hire and train these people? I imagine them chugging down one too many comped drinks before interviewing a potential employee. I mean what the hell - we see a new mail person on a regular basis meaning they either 1.) have a fast turnover rate or 2.) are so desparate they'll hire any willing US citizen that can drive a right-hand drive postal truck - never mind if they can read or follow a map of their delivery route. One of these days it won't be a postal worker shooting it up inside the local post office...
28.8.03
speak!
off the shelf
02.10.07
Earl Grey
by Harney & Sons
After polishing off my Betjeman and Barton Eden Rose blend a month back and not having gotten around to re-ordering it from nowhere but France (somehow I can't yet make myself pay whatever it is they're asking for shipping, so I'll have to wait for the next person to go to France and have them buy it for me, 2 kilos please this time, as the 1 kg. was gone too soon), I've been relegated to remaining teas on the shelf of lesser quality with diminished flavor. There was the 2-year old Mariage Frères Earl Grey Silver Tips that had a deadened flavor, falling flat and tasting more like wood chips off a wood shop floor (OK, it was probably expired and Mariage is normally just lovely). And the Upton Tea Fragrant Cloud Jasmine. Which, I normally love, but somehow this cooler weather just calls for something black, rich, chocolatey and bergamot-citrus infused. Harney & Sons' Earl Grey looked like it would do, sitting on the shelf, all it's loose leaves calling out to me in some weird vibrating dance of shredded tips and branches. So, I responded by plopping some $12 for the tin which might have been the shipping alone for a bag of Eden Rose. Well, fortunately for my taste buds, this Earl Grey is a loose replica of Eden Rose, minus the vanilla-rose infusion. But it'll do, and it does very well I might add; almost chocolatey and strongly bergamot-citrus. No shipping charges involved.
27.09.07

4 Songs
by Vampire Weekend
I LOVE IT! It's like quiet "punk" meets South African sensibilities. But 4 measly tracks are all I can get my ears around at the moment, so I eagerly anticipate the LP due out early 2008. There's no mistaking that indie sound, but so nicely infused with the Afrobeat rhythms – it's like a perfect fusion of distant cuisines that meld on your taste buds and do a quiet dance of joy in honor of wonderful flavors coming together so seamlessly. I await with eager ears – at last something to look forward to that doesn't sound like everything else I've been listening to of late. Hurrah!
24.09.07
Made of Bricks
by Kate Nash
Is this Lily Allen's second album? Oh, what? It's someone else? OK, so they don't sound exactly alike, accents and myspace accounts aside, but they do sing of similar things so that you could conjure up on your own that they might just possibly live on the same side of the pond. It's been called Chavtronica – I tend to agree. Although the poppy, soppy derivatives are quite infectious after a few listens, I wouldn't exactly call it to the top ten of my list. I'm not sure if I would pick Lily Allen over Kate Nash, although I'm sure I'd definitely rather listen to Amy Winehouse on most days.
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