orientated up my ass
First of all "orientated" is NOT a word. Second, it irritates the hell out of me when people use the word, and makes me irate when I hear it over the radio waves, and no less when it's being used in an advertisement for a school where people are supposed to be educated so that they can graduate and work in the real world. If an educational institution cannot afford a decent ad agency to create their ads, or an intelligent copy writer to write, or an English teacher who can at least proof the copy before it airs, and the radio station that airs it is oblivious, it's a sure sign of the decline of the state of education and no less, the media. Yes, orientated is shaking things up south of my brain and is creating a sore point of contention.
It scares me to think that I will unleash my son into this very world of education in America, where Algebra should be dropped as idiotic children are now unable to pass the subject. If our children are stupid, let us then make them twice stupid by not letting them have to endure such hardship and pain as mamthematics. Clearly, this attitude is oreintated towards a kinder and gentler nation, no?
27.5.03
speak!
off the shelf
02.10.07
Earl Grey
by Harney & Sons
After polishing off my Betjeman and Barton Eden Rose blend a month back and not having gotten around to re-ordering it from nowhere but France (somehow I can't yet make myself pay whatever it is they're asking for shipping, so I'll have to wait for the next person to go to France and have them buy it for me, 2 kilos please this time, as the 1 kg. was gone too soon), I've been relegated to remaining teas on the shelf of lesser quality with diminished flavor. There was the 2-year old Mariage Frères Earl Grey Silver Tips that had a deadened flavor, falling flat and tasting more like wood chips off a wood shop floor (OK, it was probably expired and Mariage is normally just lovely). And the Upton Tea Fragrant Cloud Jasmine. Which, I normally love, but somehow this cooler weather just calls for something black, rich, chocolatey and bergamot-citrus infused. Harney & Sons' Earl Grey looked like it would do, sitting on the shelf, all it's loose leaves calling out to me in some weird vibrating dance of shredded tips and branches. So, I responded by plopping some $12 for the tin which might have been the shipping alone for a bag of Eden Rose. Well, fortunately for my taste buds, this Earl Grey is a loose replica of Eden Rose, minus the vanilla-rose infusion. But it'll do, and it does very well I might add; almost chocolatey and strongly bergamot-citrus. No shipping charges involved.
27.09.07

4 Songs
by Vampire Weekend
I LOVE IT! It's like quiet "punk" meets South African sensibilities. But 4 measly tracks are all I can get my ears around at the moment, so I eagerly anticipate the LP due out early 2008. There's no mistaking that indie sound, but so nicely infused with the Afrobeat rhythms – it's like a perfect fusion of distant cuisines that meld on your taste buds and do a quiet dance of joy in honor of wonderful flavors coming together so seamlessly. I await with eager ears – at last something to look forward to that doesn't sound like everything else I've been listening to of late. Hurrah!
24.09.07
Made of Bricks
by Kate Nash
Is this Lily Allen's second album? Oh, what? It's someone else? OK, so they don't sound exactly alike, accents and myspace accounts aside, but they do sing of similar things so that you could conjure up on your own that they might just possibly live on the same side of the pond. It's been called Chavtronica – I tend to agree. Although the poppy, soppy derivatives are quite infectious after a few listens, I wouldn't exactly call it to the top ten of my list. I'm not sure if I would pick Lily Allen over Kate Nash, although I'm sure I'd definitely rather listen to Amy Winehouse on most days.
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