2.7.04

woah! say it isn't so

That Keanu Reeves will attempt to be John Constantine. Why, why, why subject us to such horror? I can think of a dozen other people who would be more fitting. Keanu could not possibly have a single ounce of demon blood, act that he has, much less hold a Silk Cut in his dainty fingers. To top it off, looks like it's the Dangerous Habits story arc (had to be the one I liked best) in the film. I am already bitterly, bitterly disappointed.